my birthday wishlist that the girlfriend can afford

Since the girlfriend asked through comment in a previous post, I might as well list down items somebody with a salary of [R1 Confidential] can afford. In no particular order.

1. Jag pants straight cut (dunno the size)
2. Not-so-expensive sandals
3. Comfortable computer chair (with variable height)
4. Computer mouse (i think larger is better)
5. Shorts na parang ganito o ganito pero brown lang